
Yeah! Who needs a Harley when you can soup up the old 10-speed? How about adding some “Love/Hate” track bars and then moving on to a dual exhaust kickstand? The power of imagination can provide the engine noise, women and coolness.
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Yeah, I bet minor scratch and rust marks will cause thieves to just pass your car by. After all, we can’t have any blemishes on cars entering the ol’ chop shop, now can we?
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Aliens are always depicted as having evil intentions and wanting to take over the Earth. That is a rather one-sided view. These particular aliens are attempting to do something good by lighting up your bike’s valve stems. The motion activated LED’s should give your wheels an eerie glow as you pedal along after dark.
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Sure, I have seen all those wannabe chain bottle openers out there. But they do not hold a candle to this one for two reasons. First, the chain actually moves on both sprockets just like it was on a real bike. Second, it comes with a holster so that can carry it around with you at all times. If that doesn’t seem cool enough for you, there is a guard that looks just like the chain guard on an actual bike. Oh yeah, it does actually open bottles as well. Can’t forget about that.
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This Big Wheel Pizza Cutter is the first pizza accessory that should be left out for everyone to see at all times. It is also probably about the only pizza cutter that I am aware of that comes complete with its own personal bike rack.
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Now that you have a masculine bike bell, all you need is a wicker basket with flames on the side. Oh, and maybe some jet black streamers to hang from the handlebars. Now that’s hardcore.
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