This Birdhouse Will Put The Fear Of God Into Those Freeloaders
Maybe making their home in a church will give those heathen birds a little morality. The first thing they need to do is learn how to avoid my car when they are relieving themselves mid-flight. At least they will have to think about when they are nesting in the lord’s house.
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Hiking Boot Birdhouse
This birdhouse will add some class to your backyard. Rather than some modern formed metal bird feeder you can hang a boot on a pole. And since birds don’t know the difference they will be more than happy to eat out of your shoe. If you aren’t sure whether this is quite classy enough for [...]
Mini Trailer Bird House
Not every bird can live in the high rent district. Give the lower class a break and get them a nice mini trailer bird house. It may not work for a full family, but it will work just fine for the single birds. Move them up to a split level the next year.
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