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Indeed—March 22nd 2011 marks William Shatner’s 80th. Happy birthday Captain.
That also means that today is the unofficial Talk Like William Shatner Day. On that note, check out the video after the break featuring some celebs showing off their best impressions. It will get you warmed up for that presentation you have to make at work today. I’m sure it will go over well with Kirk at the helm.
If your birthday boy or girl needs a little incentive to put some effort into blowing out the candles on their cake, these candles should give them plenty. Sticks of dynamite and little bombs can only be left to burn for so long before something bad could happen. There won’t be any explosion when using these candles, but you are the only one who is really sure about that.
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Birthday coming up? Light Bites offer a fork/candle holder combo which allows instant cake access without having to search for silverware, saving you those precious seconds between when the blowing ends and the eating begins (there’s my innuendo for the day). However, there’s still the obligatory waiting period while the candles burn and people sing and take pictures, which will no doubt result in you having to eat waxy cake with a hot, waxy utensil… Delish!
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You really never know when you may need a candle handy. It may not be that often, but it would be best if you were prepared. So the next time you forget your wife’s birthday, whip out your pack of candles that looks like a matchbook and she will think you planned it all along. Any product that can get you out of a jam like that is worth every penny.
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Anyone can cut a paddle out of a piece of wood that can be used for those birthday spankings. But has anyone else added a pen to said paddle so that each paddler can sign their name? Why do others find it so difficult to innovate?
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These “You’re Old Candles” are not only funny, they also prevent fires in the home. Let’s face it, a cake covered with traditional candles can rage out of control in a heartbeat.
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