Well, not literally of course—but I’ll be that wrapping yourself up in this TARDIS blanket does make for some awesome, adventurous dreams.
(hedoknitstic via Craftzine via Neatorama)
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Basically, it’s a burqa/blanket/bib with a nose hole and some lambs, moons and shit on it. The idea is to offer some privacy while sleeping in public places. Yeah, it’s a good thing you won’t be able to see all of the people ridiculing you.
Check out the horrifying promotional video on Fashionably Geek…
Are your nighttime farts so frequent and so potent that you and your significant other would consider buying a fart-blocking blanket? If so, you are quite a catch my friend.
The Better Marriage Blanket is made using the same kind of activated carbon fabric found in military chemical suits. So, even if your farts can kill (the video even calls it silent but deadly), this blanket will keep you both alive through the night. If you care about the welfare of your family, you owe it to them to purchase this ridiculous fart blanket.
Product Page ($85-$125 via Gizmodo)
You already have the Three Wolf Moon shirt (or a variation on it), so why not add an extra layer of internet meme insulation this winter with the wolf howl moon blanket?
Product Page ($12)
From the product page:
Vikwool is located in the southern coast of Iceland, south of one of the country’s largest glaciers. Under the ice mass sleeps one of the most active volcano’s of the island, Katla, which wakes up once in a century.
Apparently, this blanket is a reproduction of Vikwool—although, by the looks of things, it looks well suited to covering and transporting a guy that has been recently whacked.
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