Show the world what a sick bastard you are by displaying a blood stained Evidence Knife Set Holder prominently in your kitchen. It will nicely compliment the Evidence knife we’ve featured in the past, and will also be a magnet for agents of CSI’s beef and poultry division, who nail suspects who don’t properly clean their utensils.
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Thanks to Bram Stoker, Béla Lugosi and Robert Pattinson, vampires are as much a part of pop culture as reality TV, Facebook and wasting time. That’s why we’re offering 10 products that can help you navigate through the barrage of choices and make the most of your vampire experience. Whether you’re looking to gross someone out, role play like you’re having sex in a morgue, or if you simply want to snuggle up with a Robert Pattinson plush that has the neck of a Diplodocus, we’ve got you covered.
What, you’ve never wanted to bathe in the blood of young virgins? Amazingly enough, its smells just like cherries. Of course, you don’t actually want to drink the blood you bathe in, I mean…that’s just disgusting and wrong. We have a whole separate product for that.
Unless you’ve taken a blacklight to your sheets, you may be unaware of how much of your DNA is already hanging out in your bed. However, you can’t count the molecules to lull yourself to sleep unless you have $374 to spend on the DNA pillow. You can also cuddle up with a giant fingerprint, hair, or various bloodstains that will make it look like you were blown away in your sleep but able to confine the blood to your pillow. All designs are incredibly expensive and perfect for fans of forensic mysteries.
Nothing will pick your energy level up like an IV bag full of blood. While this blood potion has the look and consistency of blood, it is full of iron, proteins and electrolytes to give you an energy boost for up to 4 hours. Satisfy the vampire in you by getting a 48 pack of these as soon as they are released.
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This Halloween your disgusting candle needs can be met by visiting Etsy and picking up this 3.3″ unscented monstrosity that will give your next romantic dinner or relaxing bath a disturbing vibe that comes along with a burning wick sticking out of a cup of bloody eyeballs.
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The “Evidence” kitchen knife is another one of our favorites from Fred’s Spring 2009 Catalog—and it’s easy to see why. A perfectly functional 8″ knife that is permanently emblazoned with gore. It’s even boxed with an evidence tag to complete the effect. It really throws out that “yeah, I just stabbed my husband and now I’m using the bloody knife to chop up a man salad” vibe doesn’t it? An additional image is available after the break.
The sight of Freddy Krueger’s gruesome face and a little dripping blood is just scary enough that I need a drink to settle myself down. This Nightmare On Elm Street set of shot glasses give you both the face and the blood which means you can drink pretty much all day. I am not sure how that is different than any other day, but so be it. A Jason version is available for a dollar more.
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