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Clue: The Office Edition

by Jeff Chenkus on August 21, 2009 · 1 comment

in Toys

The_Office_Clue-Game

Rather than playing whodunit with a bunch of people you have never heard of, play a game where you know both the deceased and the suspects since they are all characters on The Office. All you have to do is figure out who killed Toby, with what weapon and where. The question of who should be easy: it has to be Michael. Nobody hates Toby as much as Michael. Check out some of the amusing weapons after the break including “The World’s Best Boss” mug and a George Foreman grill.

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mr bacons big adventure

I think the description on the box says it best:

Join Mr. Bacon on a mouth-watering mosey through Meatland! On your journey, you’ll have to navigate your way through the Mustard Marsh, cross the eerie expanse of Wiener Wasteland and sail on the Sausage Sea. If you make it past the deceptive detour of Vegan Alley and avoid getting grounded in Gristle Grotto, you might just make it to the Great Frying Pan at the end of the trail.

Truly, this is a fat-drenched adventure of a lifetime for bacon fans everywhere. Additional images are available after the break.

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dont-drop-the-soap-game

Someone has finally caught on to the board game potential of prison with the “Don’t Drop the Soap” game. The objective, as stated on the product page, is to ”Fight your way through 6 different exciting locations in hopes of being granted parole. Escape prison riots in The Yard, slip glass into a mob boss’ lasagna in the Cafeteria, steal painkillers from the nurse’s desk in the Infirmary, avoid being cornered by the Aryans in the Shower Room, fight off Latin Kings in Gang War, and try not to smoke your entire stash in The Hole.” Did I mention that you also get 5 collectible criminal tokens including a Gat and a bag of coke? Now that is some wholesome family entertainment.

Product Page: ($34.99)

Now this sounds like a great life lesson for all the girls out there. The idea is that all boys are stupid and you should throw rocks at them. The only problem is that you do not start out the game with any rocks and the only way to get rocks is to pass some truth or dare type challenges. Wile a group of girls sitting around playing truth or dare sounds like it could be fun, getting pelted by rocks sounds a little less exciting.

Product Page ($24.99)

Are you looking for an amusing little board game for the kids that may even act as a good example for them? If so, keep moving. Nothing for you to see here. This game is all about hitting clubs, attending parties and the occasional stop in jail. Make it through and you are the Rock Star Rehab winner. If you can consider that winning.

Product Page ($16)