Like cats…a lot? Then maybe you have what it takes to be a crazy cat lady! Put your skills to the test by collecting more cats than you opponent. It’s all of the fun of owning dozens of cats without the ridicule—and the smell.
Product Page ($20)
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“Who’s Naked” puts a perverted spin on the classic game of “Guess Who” by expanding the pool of characteristics that players can utilize to determine their opponents character. In other words, pubes, boobs and penises FTW.
Product Page ($40)
Instead of UFOs and lasers, these aliens prefer to battle for control of earth over a gentlemanly game of chess. Hmmm….chess is not my game. How about Connect Four?
Product Page ($67—chessmen only)
Nothing would get an intellectual woman hotter than challenging her to a game of Erotic Chess. It’s dirty, yet sophisticated—like an orgy breaking out at a book reading or a porno being shot in an art museum.
This wide shot covers the whole board, but as you will see from close up shots featured on the product page, things get pretty hardcore. The sets appear to be handmade to order in Russia, so no pricing information is listed.
Attention burnouts—the Stonerware “Weedja” Board is your new best friend. What other toy out there can help you tap into the mystic forces of the universe, talk to dead potheads and help you remember important stuff?
“Where are my keys Jerry Garcia?”
I…N…Y…O…U…R…P…O…C…K…E…T.
“Dude! Creepy!”
Product Page ($32.99)
Personally, I think the game of chess is difficult enough without having to draw the board before playing. That, and the fact that your chess pieces would be difficult to use after only a few games make this idea a little to impractical. Still, I have no doubt that Chalk Chess will become an actual product sometime soon, but it appears to be in the pre-production stage at the moment, so the price has yet to be determined.
“Don’t Drop the Soap” as a board game is funny enough, the fact that is was developed and is being sold by the son of the Governor of Kansas and her husband who is a US Magistrate Judge is just hilarious.
The whole point is to fight your way out of six different locations for the chance to get out on parole. That is if you can avoid prison riots and being cornered in the shower, slip some glass into the mob bosses lasagna and don’t smoke your whole stash in the hole. It actually sounds more realistic and fun than a game of Risk.
Product Page ($34.99) via AP
Oil, money and terrorists. See how well you can handle these world wide issues as you play War on Terror: The Board Game. Fight terrorism when it hinders your success, or fund it when you want to play a little dirty. If your player doesn’t survive you can continue to play as a terrorist. Almost sounds a little too close to the truth, doesn’t it?
Product Page (£29.95, about $60)
If you love the game of Monopoly but are tired of buying property and railroads, try this Cat Lover’s version of Monopoly. Instead of property you can purchase different breeds of cats. And instead of cars and hats as player tokens, you can use a milk carton, toy mouse, cat in a basket, cat with scratching post, can of tuna and a bird. It may not be ideal for a frat house, but it should be just the ticket for game night with the kids.
Product Page ($24.99)
Your more playful adults are always looking for unique gifts to set them apart. If your guests have seen this platter before I would be very surprised. Their fear of having to sit down and play a full game of Monopoly will soon turn to happiness when their drinks and appetizers are being served to them on this tray. Alcohol and food or a marathon game of Monopoly? There is no easier choice to make.
Product Page ($27.48)
