This is a true ship’s tender replica which is really a cradle for rocking your baby to sleep while also preparing his stomach for puke-free father/son fishing trips in the future. When he gets older, you can remove the tender from the cradle suspension system and use it as a wagon by adding a $300 wagon conversion. You may think something like this would help your children develop a love of all things nautical, but if your kid happens to be an unruly little shit you may have just enabled him to wreak havoc on land and sea. Unless this little boat doesn’t float, then you’ll have a whole new set of problems. Check out the rocking cradle after the break.
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Should your house ever flood, this boat couch could prove to be a real lifesaver. The cushion is even covered with sail fabric, so you could MacGyver a makeshift mast and sail out of harm’s way. Throw in the lifeboat coffee table and you have enough to transport the whole family and then some. Too bad about the price though.
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Fill this row boat up with food and guests can use the paddles to serve themselves. The boat is actually 19″ inches long and weighs over 4 pounds so you know it is made for holding whatever it is you want to bring to that party. This serving dish is actually so nice looking that no one will really care what the food tastes like. That takes a lot of pressure off you and your questionable culinary talents.
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Winter will be so much nicer if you have some reminders of the nicer weather. You will be thinking of warm days on the beach as you pull a life ring out of your little row boat. And while life rings are usually thrown to someone who has fallen overboard, these coasters are meant to be thrown at those slackers who put their drinks directly on your table.
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With the damage caused by hurricanes Gustav and Ike in the news lately, there is no better time to talk about how important it is to be prepared for a natural disaster. First-aid kits and flashlights are no brainers, but what about a coffee table that doubles as a lifeboat? It seems like a great idea in a flood—except that the “Nautical Dory” doesn’t look like it could handle more than a 50 pound payload.
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