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This picture of a home made bomb is an unusual home accent and one that has a surprise in store. As people admire this piece of art they are bound to notice that the hands on the timer are moving. That is because the timer mechanism on this picture is an actual clock. There will certainly be a nagging concern in the back of their minds over the possibility of the picture exploding.
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They call it the “Peaceful Bomb Vase,” but if you are a jilted lover looking for something to throw, it would be a fitting projectile. Plus, it would fit your deadly motif perfectly alongside the 3 Guns vase.
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If your birthday boy or girl needs a little incentive to put some effort into blowing out the candles on their cake, these candles should give them plenty. Sticks of dynamite and little bombs can only be left to burn for so long before something bad could happen. There won’t be any explosion when using these candles, but you are the only one who is really sure about that.
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Drinking done correctly is as much about the experience as it is the buzz. The Winestein and Bombs Away Shot Glasses are made for pure fun, one of the few times the alcohol will take a back seat to how they are served.
The Winestein is made for those people who enjoy the manly feel of a beer mug but prefer the taste of fermented grapes. Not only is the glass a bit more manly, but it is also much easier to hold onto that mug handle than the delicate stem of a wine glass.The Bombs Away shot glasses pictured below are meant for one thing and one thing only: to down shot after shot while making shrill whistling noises like there is incoming artillery. Drinking out of these glasses is so much fun it may be one of the few times you can get those teetotallers to join you.
There have been several versions of dynamite alarm clocks or bomb alarm clocks in the past, but this one is by far the best looking. So good in fact, that it would be highly dangerous to transport it on airplanes or across borders.
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The product page for the Aqua Bomb says it will “compliment your environment” and “add a little tranquility to any home or office”. Whew! That’s a relief. I just couldn’t own fish if they had to swim around a normal aquarium, it would put the kibosh on the munitions vibe I was trying to maintain around my pad. Plus I’d lose out on all the therapeutic benefits that only a goldfish filled MK-84 can offer. Thank you, Aqua Bomb!
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Whether you are trying to keep someone from taking your seat or just looking for ultimate comfort, this cotton bomb pillow has it all. Just pick the spot you want to sit, lay this pillow down and when you return your seat should still be available. Some may not really think it is a real bomb but will avoid taking the seat just in case. 100 Tons of explosives has that effect.
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Gently remove the fuse from this bomb to try to deactivate it (unfortunately, removing the fuse simply pulls up more fuse). Your burnt out uncle or drunk friend may not figure out how the damn thing works, the rest of us will gladly take the tissue and blow our nose. Nothing like a tissue cover to screw with people.
The wording on the bomb leaves no doubt about just how powerful this thing is, so be careful.
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With the holidays coming up you will have a lot of family around. And as tempted as you will be to drop the f-bomb, you know that will not go over well. It is an entirely different thing if you have a product that can say it for you. Throw this bomb at someone and it will immediately drop the f-bomb followed by a nice “BOOM!”. It may be the only thing that keeps you sane over the next couple months.
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From Fashionably Geek: On the front: a harmless stopwatch. On the back: dynamite. It gives you something to fantasize about during your next boring business meeting.
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