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Gently remove the fuse from this bomb to try to deactivate it (unfortunately, removing the fuse simply pulls up more fuse). Your burnt out uncle or drunk friend may not figure out how the damn thing works, the rest of us will gladly take the tissue and blow our nose. Nothing like a tissue cover to screw with people.

The wording on the bomb leaves no doubt about just how powerful this thing is, so be careful.

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With the holidays coming up you will have a lot of family around. And as tempted as you will be to drop the f-bomb, you know that will not go over well. It is an entirely different thing if you have a product that can say it for you. Throw this bomb at someone and it will immediately drop the f-bomb followed by a nice “BOOM!”. It may be the only thing that keeps you sane over the next couple months.

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From Fashionably Geek: On the front: a harmless stopwatch. On the back: dynamite. It gives you something to fantasize about during your next boring business meeting.

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