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If you know someone who is suddenly very interested in looking at tiny things, be sure to check out their microscope. There are some that are used for activities other than expanding their knowledge of science. Smoke rising from the top may be a good clue.

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Sure, you could go to the surplus store, buy an old gas mask, take it home and modify it for smoking—but that would actually require you to get up and do something. This version comes ready to roll right out of the box. Plus, it is delivered right to your door.

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Kenny may have been killed a hundred times in South Park, but this is one case where he is more of the killer than the victim. No matter how bad a cigarette may be for you, smoking anything out of a bong has to be ten times as bad. Call it Kenny’s revenge.

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From Fashionably Geek: It may seem odd, but a tote bag with blueprint instructions on how to build a proper bong is more useful than you might think. Say your weed-fueled wanderings lead you to the supermarket for some munchies, but you forget how to get back home. This tote bag will provide everything you need to survive.

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