Posts tagged as:
It appears that the folks at Scandalous Inventions are planning to expand on their empire of boobie beer bongs to include a few new objects that will surely get college kids and managers at Spencer’s Gifts giddy with excitement. The “Johnson Juicer” (illustrated by Wolverine here) shoots measured shots out of a dual chambered dong bong. Awesome right? But there is more…oh so much more pictured after the break.
Rather than just throw your fishing lure into the sea and catching whatever happens to bite, you can be a little more precise about exactly what type of fish you want to catch with this lure. The Booby Lure is particularly well adapted to catching male and bi-curious female fish. I am not asking you why you may want to make that choice, just giving you your options.
Product Page ($5.95)
Wrap your beer in one of these coozies and get lost in the hypnotic, rhythmic movement of spring-loaded boobies.
Product Page ($9.89)
That’s right folks, you can actually buy a breast shaped ball designed specifically for dodgeball. This is one tit you will mind slapping you in the face. Actual packaged product image available after the break.
Take one boobie bath plug, insert it into your drain, then kick back and relax as the boobies bounce hypnotically on the surface of the water. Pair with the boobie water gun and bathtime becomes partytime.
Product Page ($7.95)
I already wrote about the Oral Sex light today, and generally I think one adult themed gadget every few days is plenty. However, I found the Titsbee breast-shaped frisbee to be completely irresistible. Honestly, the idea of two guys chucking this thing around on a beach is hilarious to me.
Product Page ($3.19)
What’s that in the sky? A bird, a plane? A titty? Fill these boobie balloons up and watch them bounce and float in the air. I’m sure that the experience is strangely hypnotic.
Product Page (£2.99 or $6.14)
Swap out those old fashioned fuzzy dice for some of these fuzzy boobs. Because when you pick up a date, nothing says “I am a gentleman” like a pair of titties hanging from your rear view mirror.
Product Page (£6.99 or $13.63)
That’s right guys–enjoy all of the fun one giant squishy breast has to offer. Toss it to your friends, squeeze it for stress relief, or just caress it whilst crying in the dark. No matter what you use it for, one giant breast always equals a good time.
Product Page (£3.99 or $8)
You may have your Hula Girll or your Dashboard Jesus, but I prefer something a little more interesting when it comes to stupid car accessories–and Dashboard Dolly fits the bill nicely. As you drive, her boobs bounce up and down. It couldn’t be simpler, or more beautiful. Just make sure to focus on the road because bouncing boobs are mesmerizing–even if they are on a tiny plastic doll with no legs.
Product Page (£3.99 or $8)
