Boobs and Cooking: A Winning Combination
An apron with inflatable boobs would be the perfect gift for a guy with a sense of humor that enjoys grilling. Just don’t be surprised to find him playing with his titties when he thinks no one is looking.
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Double D Mug: Nice Cup(s)!
Mornings will be a lot more invigorating when you are sipping coffee out of this Double D Mug. They say it’s dishwasher safe, but my guess is that it won’t be long before you have a tit or two rattling around in the bottom of your machine. Comes in a variety of styles and colors.
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Do These Turn You On?
What the hell do you even do with something like this? Notice the wording on the left of the package - “The Joy of Real Quality.” At least you know that you aren’t getting any second rate phony nipples. Only the best will do.
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Babe Beer Bottle Holder
These stacked beer bottle holders will come in handy no matter what kind of Friday night you had. If you went home alone, they can remind you of what you are missing out on. If you brought some new chick home at closing time, the beer will help numb the pain of what you [...]
Peppermint Nipples
Who cares about Altoids when you can suck on a fresh, minty nip? Not I my friend.
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Realistic Booby Cake Pan and Gelatin Mold
Sure, there are probably other cake pans out there shaped like a pair of luscious breasts - but how many of them look this realistic?
As you might imagine, this Booby Cake Pan is perfect for bachelor parties - just don’t be surprised to find one of your perverted friends fondling the cake and licking the [...]
Booby Water Gun
What’s better than a water gun shaped like boobs? How about a water gun shaped like boobs that features dual nipple squirting action? That’s right, the water shoots out of both nipples. How awesome is that?
Fill it will milk for added hilarity.
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