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Bask in the serene blue glow of this desktop USB-powered boob. Is it cold in here? No, the nipple is erect because it doubles as an on/off switch. Haha…disturbing.
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Maybe you have never had any luck solving a Rubik’s cube. That is likely because there was not proper motivation. The Boob Cube solves the motivation issue by making each face show bikini covered boobs when the tiles are properly aligned.
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Covering your tree with boob decorations this Christmas should help lighten the mood when family members who secretly hate each other gather together for awkward Holiday tension. If all goes well, they may be too busy laughing to argue, and you can remember fondly the year when “Nippley, The White Porcelain Tit” saved Christmas.
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It shouldn’t be that difficult to get a man interested in any part of a woman’s body. Just in case there is, the Beer ‘n Boobs Pasties will give him a chance to go after something you know he can’t refuse. Cold, tasty beer. Slap these on wherever you want his attention, they are almost absolutely guaranteed to get his attention where you want it.
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