Boob Flannel Wash Cloth (slightly NSFW)
Dragging yourself out of bed may be a little bit easier each morning if you knew the first thing you would be doing is to have boobs rubbed all over your body. You may prefer they not be of the flannel variety like this washcloth, but you take what you can get.
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iBoobs Are The Softest Speakers You Could Ever Want
Soft boobs that you can snuggle up to and listen to your iPod with? Is this the most perfect product ever? Sweet, sweet dreams will be running around in your head while it comfortably rests on the best cushioning known to man.
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Girl Gone Wild: Wind Her Up And Watch Her Go
Primarily meant for bachelorette parties and the like, this well endowed young lady will flash you over and over. All you have to do is wind her up. I do think, however, that restricting it to bachelorette parties is pretty short sighted. Any time is a good time to for boobies.
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Hooter Shooters and Johnson Juicers: Booze Straight From the Teat (Very NSFW)
It appears that the folks at Scandalous Inventions are planning to expand on their empire of boobie beer bongs to include a few new objects that will surely get college kids and managers at Spencer’s Gifts giddy with excitement. The “Johnson Juicer” (illustrated by Wolverine here) shoots measured shots out of a dual chambered dong [...]
Sexy Pirate Lady: Hooters on the High Seas
Chances are, the high seas have never played host to a pirate like this, but now you can lay waste to history’s nasty stereotypes with this 76” tall lady pirate. She’s clean, parrotless, possesses both eyeballs and both legs, and probably sports a full set of teeth. She will also gladly accept your empty beer cans without [...]
