Remember that boob-controller t-shirt? Well, no woman is going to let you use it so you’ve resorted to fondling mannequins. I hope you’re happy with yourself.
(TIFI via Geekologie)
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It’s the ultimate evolution of the anime boob mousepad (or de-evolution, depending on how you look at it). Not only does it function as a wrist rest, it also features a detachable top that can be used for screen cleaning.
Needless to say, this is probably not the kind of thing you want to bring to work—unless you happen to work in a Japanese factory that makes boob mousepads.
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Puzzles have branched out from their familiar role as nursing home pastime to provide frustrating entertainment in a variety of new formats that will keep you from eating, saving money or wiping your rear. Check out these 10 examples to discover their full range.
Did you get the memo about the T&A reports? It’s just that we are putting a boob note or an ass note on all of our T&A reports now. A boob note if it’s a T report and a butt note if it’s an A. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that’d be great.
If you were looking for a towel with less penis and more boob, a Tokyomango reader spotted one on street in Japan. Finally, something more useful than that special sock you have hidden under you bed.
(Tokyomango via Albotas)
Just fill the mold with water and freeze for two days—your patience will be rewarded with an ice cold boob luge for bachelor parties, Superbowl Sunday, family reunions…whatever.
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Boob-related novelties are a dime a dozen these days, so takes vision above and beyond the average, everyday bachelor party fare to attract our attention. This totally ridiculous quad-boobie dreadlock pen certainly fits the bill.
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These individually wrapped boobs come in three fruity flavors. Plus the tin is advertised as reusable—which is great because you just don’t throw away something this hilarious. An additional image is available after the break.
Look closely, that’s a rocket with a nipple on it—a rocket boob. And that’s a poop rocket right next to it. Seriously, my mind is blown at the absurdity of this. On the plus side, these stress toys should be quite effective. I don’t know how you can even look at them without laughing.
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Dragging yourself out of bed may be a little bit easier each morning if you knew the first thing you would be doing is to have boobs rubbed all over your body. You may prefer they not be of the flannel variety like this washcloth, but you take what you can get.
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