Soft boobs that you can snuggle up to and listen to your iPod with? Is this the most perfect product ever? Sweet, sweet dreams will be running around in your head while it comfortably rests on the best cushioning known to man.
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Primarily meant for bachelorette parties and the like, this well endowed young lady will flash you over and over. All you have to do is wind her up. I do think, however, that restricting it to bachelorette parties is pretty short sighted. Any time is a good time to for boobies.
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It appears that the folks at Scandalous Inventions are planning to expand on their empire of boobie beer bongs to include a few new objects that will surely get college kids and managers at Spencer’s Gifts giddy with excitement. The “Johnson Juicer” (illustrated by Wolverine here) shoots measured shots out of a dual chambered dong bong. Awesome right? But there is more…oh so much more pictured after the break.
Chances are, the high seas have never played host to a pirate like this, but now you can lay waste to history’s nasty stereotypes with this 76” tall lady pirate. She’s clean, parrotless, possesses both eyeballs and both legs, and probably sports a full set of teeth. She will also gladly accept your empty beer cans without killing you. So, if you’ve ever wondered what a Hooters waitress would have looked like in the 18th century, or if you’ve ever wanted to know what its like to objectify a woman that is totally out of your league without being laughed at, ignored, or having a tiny penis remark thrown in your face, then the standing pirate lady is for you.
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