So, what are the ghosts? Your wife and kids complaining about the shows you watch? Seriously though, the “Puckman” could be the most awesome bookshelf ever constructed. It’s available in glossy white and black, but you would be a fool not to get yellow.
Now that the days of the Space Shuttle are pretty much over, all those old Space shuttles have to find a new job. In better times there may have been some excellent opportunities out there, but the best it can scrape up today is a job as a piece bedroom furniture. For all the years it spent transporting millions of dollars of equipment in its payload bay it is now relegated to carrying your graphic novels, skin mags and comic books. A humbling change for the once proud Shuttle.
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Described as having “substantial physical assets”, in addition to being ”good-natured”, “at your service” and “giant”, this man bookshelf seems to have everything a woman is looking for. Without a mouth you know he’s a good listener, he’ll gladly watch soaps with you and he’ll hold your purse, knick knacks and cookbooks without a single complaint. When you really break it down, if it weren’t for sperm and our ability to earn a paycheck this bastard would probably have us all out on our asses.
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