Jay and Silent Bob Bookends: These Guys Don’t Read
Jay and Silent Bob Bookends are like a Matthew McConaughey line of bath gels and soaps. It just doesn’t make sense.
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Yo, Check the Perm!
Find out what happens when a man invites 10 strangers to rock a perm in modern NYC. Published through Blue Q, the perm is described on their product site as “the most dangerous haircut ever conceived.” And that is no joke my friends—just look at that guy on the cover of the book. When he [...]
15 Point Guide to Peeing in NYC
Like a cabbie who knows all the best routes, author Ray Tempus is your guide to the wild and wonderful world of public urination in NYC. Slimmed down from his original 40 point book, this pocket-sized companion will teach you all the tricks you need to relieve yourself in the city without having to find [...]
‘Faux Book’ Coasters
Save your tables by letting these faux books take the punishment. Looking like realistic, antique books they will add class to what little your current living room has. When not in use it looks like it is just a nice book collection. It beats the hell out of all those cardboard ones you stole [...]
Penis Pokey: The Most Fun You Will Ever Have With A Book
When was the last time you and your penis cuddled up with a good book ( that wasn’t pornography)?
“Penis Pokey is an illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its center. Every spread features a dazzling full-color illustration with one thing missing — a banana, perhaps, or a fire hose, or a sea [...]
Pop Up Book of Phobias
Confront your fears with the Pop Up Book of Phobias by Gary Greenberg. Whether it’s spiders, dentists, heights, flying, or dumbass clowns, you can be sure to find a 3D representation of your worst nightmares in this unique coffee table book.
What Gary needs to do is make a sequel about some more offbeat phobias like [...]
