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Happy Man is very excited to open any bottle for you. You might think that smile would turn into a frown as you use his appendage to rip the cap off a bottle, but there is no change in expression at all. One caveat to keep women from being disillusioned: the happy man’s features are not to scale.
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This motorcycle grip makes a revving sound every time you pop open a beer. You’ll get a lot of good years out of this motorcycle, but remember that it is dangerous. You’ll probably fall a few times, and once the liver goes it’s time to trade her in.
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Only the most formal apparel is appropriate for your finest wines, and a bow tie fits the bill. Every time the bow tie is pulled apart to get to the corkscrew/bottle opener your personal message plays for them. Present a bottle of wine as a gift with the bow tie clipped on and the recipient can hear your greeting anytime, whether they open it while you are there or wait until later. And the message is re-recordable so it is perfect for re-gifting.
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Where has this pirate been sailing? Off the cost of islands that were once a-bomb test sites? When you have more eyes than teeth, it’s probably a good sign that you should set sail for new lands.
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This Giant Beer Can Tab Bottle Opener will give your refrigerator the same look as your kitchen counters the day after a big party, the only difference being that this one is actually useful. Giant versions of any products are cool, those based on beer cans are twice as good and those that aid in your drinking are priceless.
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If you have never seen a Zap Cap bottle opener in action then you have not seen the most efficient way to open a beer bottle. No one wants calloused hands from the large number of beer bottles they need to open every night, and the Zap Cap not only avoids that but is also so easy to use that all you do is press it onto the top of a bottle and the cap will come off as easy as that. Now you can get the ease of the Zap Cap bottle opener in this version disguised as its prey: a bottle. Just to make things a little easier, there is a magnet at the base of the bottle that will hold the cap in place for easy removal. Anything that makes beer drinking better is okay by me.
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If all your doctor can tell you is that an apple a day can keep him away, then I choose this Wooden Bottle Opener Apple. I may not get much nutrition from the apple itself, but I will get plenty of empty calories from all the beers I will be opening. Honestly, that sounds like the best apple you could have.
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Any product that makes my life even a tad better is something I need to support. And so it is with his tube of suntan lotion. Not only does it provide UV protection, it also has a built in bottle opener. I am not going to debate which function is more important for beach relaxation, I am just content that someone who works in product design has my needs in mind.
This little device is a bottle opener, vegetable peeler and small storage case all-in-one. And, for some reason, it is shaped like a basketball.
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When someone gives you a gift they really hope you get a lot of use out of it. Give someone this set of tools that are actually bottle openers and they will be sure to. They may think it is just a small set of tools when they first open it, and that would require them to do a lot of work they were not really up for. But when they find out they are all bottle openers, they may just invite you to join them in christening the set. That works out well for all involved. Each tool is made of iron so these things will remove caps like nothing else.
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