The Bottle Bunny Busts Open Your Beer

If you ever wondered why Bugs Bunny was so damn funny then this bottle opener should remove all doubt. The poor little rabbit was perpetually wasted. And you would be too if you had teeth that were made for opening bottles. This Bottle Bunny Opener makes use of those monstrous teeth to make an attractive [...]

Foot Lighter and Bottle Opener

When you first take this foot out of your pocket, some people may find you to be a little odd. When they find out it is a bottle opener you will gain some respect from about half the crowd, and when they find out it is also a lighter you should draw in most of [...]

The Chug a Lug LED Bottle Opener Takes the Thinkin’ out of Drinkin’

Well damn, I was just going to casually sip my beer—but my bottle opener told me to chug it. I must obey.
The Chug a Lug LED bottle opener determines your drinking fate with lights that randomly select your next move after a bottle is opened. It even features a charming “glug glug” sound to egg [...]

Star Trek: Starship Enterprise Bottle Opener

“Damn it Jim, I ‘m a doctor not a bartender!”
I can hear it from Bones right now if he were given one of these for his years of service on the Enterprise. For the rest of us, this bottle opener is an excellent way to exhibit our appreciation for science fiction television. And have a [...]

Hammer Flask and Bottle Opener

You know that if you are in a jam that a hammer will help. Need to pop open that beer bottle? The claw of the hammer has you covered. Need to sneak some liquor somewhere that is not allowed? The flask will cover you. And need to beat down that guy who hangs around your [...]

The Hold Up Bottle Opener: Stick ‘em Up and Open My Beer

With both arms reaching for the sky it is easy to see why they call this The Hold Up Bottle Opener. It’s ability to open any bottle lid is nice, it’s ability to open two beers at once is it’s true selling point. You have two hands, you need two beers.
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Helping Hand Bottle Opener

Grab yourself an extra hand to help you with opening those beer bottles. Saves the skin on your own hands, and with the unique shape you can leave it hanging right on one of the bottles. As if you needed any more reasons to grab another beer.
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Talking Tongue Bottle Opener

The fact that this Tongue Bottle Opener talks is not nearly as cool as the fact that it is a tongue. Get a good grip on it an start opening.
It advertises that it has no buttons to push and high quality sound. God knows you don’t want a talking tongue opener with tinny sound.
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Moaner Lisa Orgasmic Bottle Opener

You know how good that first beer tastes after a long day of work? The Moaner Lisa Orgasmic Bottle Opener will vocalize that feeling of ecstasy with every bottle you use her to open. Your neighbors will think you are having a hell of a night, when all you really accomplished was polishing off that [...]

XXXL Magnetic Bottletop Opener

Want a bottle opener you would have a real tough time losing? How about one of the few bottle-cap based kitchen decorations? Either way, the XXXL Magnetic Bottle Opener will brighten up your kitchen as nothing but a bottle-cap can and provide bottle opening chores as only something this large can.
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