Any product that makes my life even a tad better is something I need to support. And so it is with his tube of suntan lotion. Not only does it provide UV protection, it also has a built in bottle opener. I am not going to debate which function is more important for beach relaxation, I am just content that someone who works in product design has my needs in mind.
This little device is a bottle opener, vegetable peeler and small storage case all-in-one. And, for some reason, it is shaped like a basketball.
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When someone gives you a gift they really hope you get a lot of use out of it. Give someone this set of tools that are actually bottle openers and they will be sure to. They may think it is just a small set of tools when they first open it, and that would require them to do a lot of work they were not really up for. But when they find out they are all bottle openers, they may just invite you to join them in christening the set. That works out well for all involved. Each tool is made of iron so these things will remove caps like nothing else.
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This is just what you need, another reason to drink even more. Every time you open a bottle you hear a little riff. Since a short guitar riff is just not going to satisfy your need for a little rock you will just have to keep polishing those beers off as fast as possible so you can hear a little more.
Sure the fish shape is a little weird, but it’s hard to argue with a keychain that also functions as a TV remote, bottle opener and flashlight for only $6.
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Sure, I have seen all those wannabe chain bottle openers out there. But they do not hold a candle to this one for two reasons. First, the chain actually moves on both sprockets just like it was on a real bike. Second, it comes with a holster so that can carry it around with you at all times. If that doesn’t seem cool enough for you, there is a guard that looks just like the chain guard on an actual bike. Oh yeah, it does actually open bottles as well. Can’t forget about that.
Your average bottle opener just takes a little too much effort for some. Now you can use the Crowbar Bottle opener that uses some of that fancy scientific technology to make the job easier. It can also double as self-defense, for your home or beer. Most importantly the beer.
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If you ever wondered why Bugs Bunny was so damn funny then this bottle opener should remove all doubt. The poor little rabbit was perpetually wasted. And you would be too if you had teeth that were made for opening bottles. This Bottle Bunny Opener makes use of those monstrous teeth to make an attractive wall mounted bottle opener that looks less gaudy than the average one.
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When you first take this foot out of your pocket, some people may find you to be a little odd. When they find out it is a bottle opener you will gain some respect from about half the crowd, and when they find out it is also a lighter you should draw in most of the others. I mean, just how cool is that? Nothing goes together better than a beer and a cigarette and you have a cute foot that can assist you in both.
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Well damn, I was just going to casually sip my beer—but my bottle opener told me to chug it. I must obey.
The Chug a Lug LED bottle opener determines your drinking fate with lights that randomly select your next move after a bottle is opened. It even features a charming “glug glug” sound to egg you on.
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