Strippers And Wine Are A Match Made In Heaven (NSFW)
If your pretentious, wine loving friend is looking for a something a little different for his wine cellar, see if they have one of these wine stoppers. Nothing works up a thirst for a fine vintage more than a buxom pole dancer. And like that fine bottle of wine, a night at a strip club [...]
Santa Snow Globe Bottle Stopper:Merry Drunken Christmas
Christmas is about family, generosity and wine. Lots of wine. But it isn’t just about the wine, it is about the Christmas themed show globe that you use to stop that bottle. The glasses of wine are just a sly excuse for giving that snow globe a few shakes every time.
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One Man Stuck Wine Stopper
With this guy’s obviously rich endowment, I don’t think there are too many other jobs that would be so perfect for him. It just so happens he fits into that wine bottle perfectly. Yanking him out of the bottle may not be the best experience for him, but he signed up for it.
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Lover’s Legs Bottle Stopper
Put a man and a woman together with a bottle of wine and you can end up with some pretty crazy scenarios. Maybe not quite to the level of getting their naked, intertwined bodies stuck in the wine bottle, but you can hope things at least get as far as the naked part.
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