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Add a festive flair to your bathroom with this Wine Bottle Tissue Holder. The gold and silver bottle with confetti on the label just screams fun. Unzip the bottom to insert a roll of tissue, then just uncork the top for access.That same cork will keep the contents fresh, no worry about using tissue that has gone bad with time.

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If you have never seen a Zap Cap bottle opener in action then you have not seen the most efficient way to open a beer bottle. No one wants calloused hands from the large number of beer bottles they need to open every night, and the Zap Cap not only avoids that but is also so easy to use that all you do is press it onto the top of a bottle and the cap will come off as easy as that. Now you can get the ease of the Zap Cap bottle opener in this version disguised as its prey: a bottle. Just to make things a little easier, there is a magnet at the base of the bottle that will hold the cap in place for easy removal. Anything that makes beer drinking better is okay by me.

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Don’t look for extra drawer space to store all your wine accessories. Just take this Wine Bottle Accessory Kit that is shaped like a wine bottle and put it right in that wine rack. It keeps it hidden from those who don’t know better and keeps it right where you need it when the urge to drink a fine vintage comes upon you.

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Give a man to reason to use any type of tool and he is all over it. And since these Bottle Screws have a Phillips head on them, every man will be breaking out the screwdrivers every time a half filled bottle needs to be stored. Looking at the practical side, their low profile tops will let you keep them anywhere the bottle itself would fit. No pricing information available.

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When you invite that hot date over for dinner you’ll want to make sure she feels special. That means in addition to wearing deodorant and wiping the pubes off your toilet seat, you break out the fine china. That’s where these imported glass water bottles come in. Made in Italy and available in four different styles, they are sure to wow any date when set on a candlelit table with your home cooked Ramen.

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If your pretentious, wine loving friend is looking for a something a little different for his wine cellar, see if they have one of these wine stoppers. Nothing works up a thirst for a fine vintage more than a buxom pole dancer. And like that fine bottle of wine, a night at a strip club will cost you a bundle.

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Why would you want an Electronic Spin the Bottle game? It could be that you do not have any bottles in your house. Or maybe you tried playing one time with a full bottle of soda? You quickly found out that the soda shooting all over the place changes the whole dynamic of the game. I guess if you are looking to buy an Electronic Spin the Bottle there must be some traumatic event in your past.

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