
Holy freakin’ crap, just look at those zombie balls.
You can thank the Jung van Matt/Elbe ad agency for this awesomeness. The bowling balls were designed to promote Germany’s 13th Street horror TV channel. I would say mission accomplished on that.
Check out more images and a video of the zombie bowling balls after the break.
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Knokkers is the hybrid between billards and bowling that we didn’t realize, until this moment, how much we wanted to play.
The game was created by Steve Wienecke of Fredericktown, Missouri—and he hopes to see Knokkers platforms on cruise ships, amusement parks, restaurants, and my backyard (hopefully) one day.
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Unlike traditional bowling, the objective of this desktop game is to knock down the knights without disturbing the princess pin. If you are successful, you can do what Mario was never able to accomplish—pick up the spare.
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Many, many marbles and one bowling ball have been sacrificed and rendered useless in order to form this giant garden ball which will instantly put you at odds with bowling fans and anyone who was a kid in the 1930′s. It will also serve to warn those pesky neighboorhood kids what will happen to their precious frisbee should it land on your property again.
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If you can’t knock over ten little bowling pins with the Earth then maybe you need to find a simpler sport. While bowling alleys are not typically known for cool products, this one would seem to be the exception. You may want to be careful about where they put the finger holes, if they put any of them in the arctic areas you may have a psychological disadvantage when your fingers get cold.
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