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This ingenious side-scrolling Super Mario in a Box game was created using a Teagueduino and a few inputs and outputs. It pits Mario against Goombas, portal tubes and other obstructions that must be avoided, lest you end up making that universal annoyed sound that always accompanies defeat.

A knob is provided on the side for control, and as you advance, the movement increases in speed. Check out a video of the game in action, as well as a breakdown of its construction after the break.

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Beer Box BooksIf you ever wanted to keep a journal entitled “What The Hell Was I Thinking?” These hand-sewn beer books are perfect for logging your uninhibited musings so you can find out how you tick in moments of drunken inspiration. You’ll probably discover that your writings are less like Hemingway and more like those of a dude who can be liquored up enough to be attracted to his own Mom.

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box-of-hope

The Gift of Hope offers the recipient exactly what it says, hope. The empty box will certainly give them hope that the next gift you give them will be something useful. The box also offers those that are extremely gullible the chance to find the key to happiness that is in one out of every thousand boxes. Check out this product that may be one of the few that offers even less.

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porcelain-cardboard-box

A close relative of the unzipped glass ziploc bag, this porcelain cardboard box will give you the look of used box, but one that lasts much longer. For the ultimate in realism it includes staples and a strip of tape. A great Christmas gift to confuse the recipient as long as you are sure to pack it in a cardboard gift box.

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home-duvet-cover-king

This duvet will give you the appearance of sleeping in a cardboard box without having to brave the outdoors. The duvet has a photographic print of a cardboard box that gives it that ultra-realistic look. If you really want to complete the homeless look in your bedroom you can get the set of sheets with a photograph of pavement on them that can be seen after the break.

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bobs-affirmation-box

The small amount of storage this little box gives you is not its chief selling point. Its comments that provide positive reinforcement every time it is opened is its real forte. It can be tough to convince yourself of just how wonderful you are, but it is a lot easier if it is coming from a third party. Even if that third party happens to be a box.

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dog-ate-my-homework

No need to try and convince your teacher that your dog ate your homework when you can bring the actual dog into class. You can use this dog storage box any time you need to keep a bunch of documents right at hand. The roof opens for easy access and stays closed with a magnet. And the goofy dog looks just as smart as the box he actually is.

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True or not, having a bunch of newspapers around the house will make people think you stay up with current events and are smarter than the average bear. Choose whichever accessory you currently need: tray, box, ashtray or napkin holder and start impressing people. Whether it is a false impression does not really matter in the world of cool household product design. It is all about the first impression.

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If you are looking to have a few people over on Halloween, wouldn’t this Casket Invitation Box be an ideal way to invite them? They may be a bit thrown off when they first open and find a skeleton, but their eyes will quickly notice the “alcohol provided” note you put there for them. You can break the news to them that all you have is Pabst Blue Ribbon when they actually show up.

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When an emergency arises there is not much you can usually do about it. You can try, but that will usually end up in injury to yourself or others. Your best bet at that point would be to drink yourself into oblivion and this box will have your wine always at the ready. The exact definition of what constitutes an emergency is left totally up to you.

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