
If you view your iPhone as a communication and information weapon that kicks the sh*t out of inconvenience and ignorance on a daily basis, why not visualize that belief with this Knucklecase? Billed as the “ultimate tool for securing a phone to hand” the Knucklecase will provide the look of brass knuckles while draining your wallet and making it an ordeal to fit your phone in your pocket.
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The latest in Michelle Valigura’s “Concealed Weapons” lineup of plush toys comes to us in the form of Brass Knuckle Bob and Silver Knuckle Sal. Somewhere, there is a factory worker sewing a mustache on a pair of brass knuckles thinking “man, I should have gone to college.”Silver Knuckle Sal is pictured after the break.
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Unfortunately, the Brass Knuckles Pillow is filled with cotton, not brass. My hope was that it would give you a serious edge in a pillow fight.
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This isn’t a bad looking bag. It took me a second look to realize those little prints were brass knuckles. Get one for your lady friend that has some serious attitude. It will be the first warning to the mugger that this is no easy mark.
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