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My Bullet offers you custom engraving of your choice on 50 caliber bullets. They give you the option of single or double sided engraving, 16 characters per line. That should be enough room to mark commemorate whomever you choose on either a brass or silver bullet. I guess the silver are for those with severe werewolf fears.

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There is no better visual cue that it is cold out than this brass monkey. Once the temperature gets to be frigid, about 23 degrees Fahrenheit, a piece of his anatomy drops off as illustrated in the picture above. This will bring life to the adage “cold enough to freeze the b…s off a brass monkey.” To reset him all you have to do is let him thaw out a bit and reattach his boys. This may be the only time you find emasculation amusing.

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