Clean yourself with a sponge that reminds you of the yummy BLT waiting for you when you get out of the shower. Worst case you can whip up a PB&J if you are too lazy to cook bacon. But it all starts with the bread.
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The Super Bowl merchandising whoring has reached funny factor 5 with this commemorative Super Bowl Bread Board. Sure, you could could cut your bread on it, but by the looks of things it could also be used for some kinky bedroom fun.
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