The teeth of a crocodile may be incredibly sharp but this bread knife uses the body and tail as the cutting blade. That just means that you have to grab this knife by the mouth of the crocodile. That may not be the safest way to handle a crocodile but it is a great way to cut bread.
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Someone deprived this toast of a trip through your digestive system, and now he’s undesirable, moldy and bitter. So to even the score he’s taking revenge on all of your grain products.
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Clean yourself with a sponge that reminds you of the yummy BLT waiting for you when you get out of the shower. Worst case you can whip up a PB&J if you are too lazy to cook bacon. But it all starts with the bread.
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The Super Bowl merchandising whoring has reached funny factor 5 with this commemorative Super Bowl Bread Board. Sure, you could could cut your bread on it, but by the looks of things it could also be used for some kinky bedroom fun.
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