Bigfoot’s Toe Jam: Mmmm.. Sounds Yummy…
A little Bigfoot Toe Jam will wake you up in the morning, but no, unlike most wild game it does not taste like chicken. It has a decidedly fruity taste that may remind you of strawberries or blackberries. You should support the gatherer of this fine substance, I am sure I would not have been [...]
Squishy Cereal Pillows: What? No Cap’n Crunch?
Squishy pillows shaped like your favorite breakfast cereals are certainly amusing, but my favorite brand seems to be MIA. I can’t take sleep on Cheerios! Give me a nap on some Cap’n Crunch with crunch berries. And if cereal isn’t your thing for breakfast, check out these alternatives.
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Breakfast Pillows: Nap On a Spread of Pancakes, Eggs, Toast and Coffee
I dig these Breakfast Pillows—although something tells me I would have frequent nightmares involving Mrs. Butterworth.
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