So the brewing is complete on Nerd Approved’s breakfast in a bottle brand of oatmeal, coffee, bacon stout. As promised, I took some photos and added a bit of detail so you know where we are and what the next steps are going to be.
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Bacon. Coffee. Beer. Why not put these wonderful things together?
As an avid homebrewer that likes to tinker with extreme style beers, that’s the question I found myself asking. Make the base beer an oatmeal stout, add some high quality coffee and infuse with bacon—breakfast in a bottle. As I write this I am waiting for the sparge to finish up, so the process of creating the ultimate nerd’s beer is already well underway.
Everyone enjoyed posing for this product photo except for the little guy on the lower left hand side of the pan, who just realized that the cloned faces he was forging in batter every morning were actually for human consumption. Nooooooooo!!!!
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Cafepress is offering up a veritable buffet of wacky-skinned Flip Minos / Mino HD camcorders which, I can only assume, are intended to make it easier to capture smiling subjects on video. A few more completely absurd designs involving porn, Bigfoot and testicles are available after the break.
Under most circumstances, eating generous amounts of bacon waffles and coffee will result in two possible outcomes: tooth decay and/or heart attacks. Breakfast floss provides a solution to these problems while attempting to curb your cravings in a pseudo-tasty synthetic way. Eh…on second thought, this might be a great way to finish off a breakfast of bacon, waffles and coffee.
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Satisfy your taste buds with a waffle shaped like America’s second largest state. The flavors of cowboy, oil, cattle, 10 gallon hats, the blues and Dubya come together to offer a breakfast full of Texas pride.
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These handmade breakfast novelty soaps look and smell like the real thing. After washing up, you and anyone within smelling distance will be craving waffles and strawberry striped donuts. So, be warned—your good hygiene could lead to obesity.
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A little Bigfoot Toe Jam will wake you up in the morning, but no, unlike most wild game it does not taste like chicken. It has a decidedly fruity taste that may remind you of strawberries or blackberries. You should support the gatherer of this fine substance, I am sure I would not have been the first to try tasting it.
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Squishy pillows shaped like your favorite breakfast cereals are certainly amusing, but my favorite brand seems to be MIA. I can’t take sleep on Cheerios! Give me a nap on some Cap’n Crunch with crunch berries. And if cereal isn’t your thing for breakfast, check out these alternatives.
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