Puzzles have branched out from their familiar role as nursing home pastime to provide frustrating entertainment in a variety of new formats that will keep you from eating, saving money or wiping your rear. Check out these 10 examples to discover their full range.
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If you were looking for a towel with less penis and more boob, a Tokyomango reader spotted one on street in Japan. Finally, something more useful than that special sock you have hidden under you bed.
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If you are a fan of anime and the idea of a buxom Ninja heroine is what floats your boat, this mouse pad is perfect. Not only do you get the attractive Kiriko, you get a 3D version of her where her chief assets are. A very comfortable place to rest your arm while you spend hours working on the computer.
Product Page ($49.99 pre-order, December arrival)
Let a hot blonde make a comment after every dart you throw that actually hits the mark. She certainly gives you a big enough target. Maybe this will finally be the motivation you need to throw them half way decently. Nothing else has seemed to work.
Product Page (£11.05, about $16)
Since this is the only area of a woman you look at anyway, you might as well oggle these resin breasts and save yourself from all those slaps and drinks in the face.
Product Page: ($29.95, Currently On Sale For $19.47)
Dragging yourself out of bed may be a little bit easier each morning if you knew the first thing you would be doing is to have boobs rubbed all over your body. You may prefer they not be of the flannel variety like this washcloth, but you take what you can get.
Product Page (NSFW site) (£3.91, about $5.80)
