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eye-chart-trash-bin

There is no need to waste all that money going to eye doctors when you can check your vision with every piece of garbage you toss out. This Bullet Eye Chart Bin will fit in wonderfully with all the other equipment you keep around the house to satisfy your hypochondriac needs.

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my_bullet

My Bullet offers you custom engraving of your choice on 50 caliber bullets. They give you the option of single or double sided engraving, 16 characters per line. That should be enough room to mark commemorate whomever you choose on either a brass or silver bullet. I guess the silver are for those with severe werewolf fears.

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nintendo-enemies-bandages

Having watched a lot of people playing Super Mario over the years, the enemies of Mario seem to kick a lot more ass than Mario himself. So if you want to tough out that paper cut with an equally tough bandage, these Nintendo Enemies Bandages would be a good choice. You get Bullet Bill, the Goomba mushroom and the Piranha Plant. Every one a deadly assassin in Nintendo’s world.

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Biting the bullet has never been so tasty. Instead of some nasty metallic taste these will give you chocolaty goodness. Each box is a miniature model of a real ammunition case that can be used for all sorts of purposes even when all those chocolate bullets are spent. Twenty rounds of 50 caliber bullets in each box.

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