
This White Collar Office Guy will sit on your desk and hold your pen in one hand while he keeps all your business cards organized in his oversized briefcase. See how long you can stand him being around, between always being to work early and wearing a tie he may make you look bad in comparison.
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You normally want to share your business cards with visiting professionals but that can lead to unwanted calls and general harassment. The Guillotini Business Card Holder can save you the guilt of not offering people a card, while still making them think twice about taking it. It may not be worth losing a finger to them.
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