butcher shop

There are vending machines for just about anything (just ask Japan), so why not a vending machine for meat? That’s the question the Izarzugaza chain of butcher shops in Northern Spain must have asked themselves.  In the end, they followed through with a machine that sells everything from steaks to sausages to sandwiches around the clock.

It even features a bilingual touchscreen so tourists who happen to pass by the store can pick up an impromptu porterhouse. I’ll tell you what though, if that machine leaves my expensive meat hanging I’m going to smash it.

(Springwise via BuzzFeed)

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One day these mice were roaming free, happily sifting through your garbage, spreading hantavirus and leaving their feces where you normally prepare dinner. The next thing you know their stuffed carcasses are in a butcher shop diorama standing on two legs, wearing blood stained aprons and serving some mystery meat to another stuffed mouse which happens to be wearing a dress and holding a purse. While you may think these guys ended up getting no respect in death, it’s still better than sitting in a pet shop waiting to be sold as snake food.

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