From Fashionably Geek: How much would you pay for a tie with a walking ass on it dressed like a member of the Village People? $100? $200? How does only $1 sound? It is the deal of the century. Additional tie available after the break.
butt-related
There is nothing more intimidating than a guy drinking a beer out of a sunglass wearing ass with a cigarette dangling out of its mouth.
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The H.E. Fartsalot Butt Puppet performs “Old MacDonald,” “Frere Jacques,” or “London Bridge,” when you cram your hand into his torso cavity. It is truly the “ultimate wind instrument.”
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The Latin inscription around the speculum mirror translates thusly: “all things must change, and we with them.” The woman gazes into the mirror only to find a horrifying vision of the future staring back at her. Unfortunately, the intensity of this work is lost in the shadow of two prominent buttcheeks.
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This isn’t the first receptacle I have seen that involves extinguishing cigarettes with the fire fighting power of the butthole, but it is the only product with an official “Ass-Tray” moniker. And when it comes to putting out your cigarettes betwixt two ample butt cheeks, only an official product will do.
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Besides automatically blowing bubbles from his butt, this Stewie Griffin figure will say 17 phrases from the tv show. Take this gem for instance: ” You should continue to sanitize my crevasse and be grateful for the opportunity.” Now that is a useless toy worth wasting your money on. Speaking of wasting money, the Stewie Griffin football will also fit the bill nicely.
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Having trouble getting up in the morning? Just cram this candle up your ass far enough to reach the appropriate time marked on the side. Then light it up, sleep on your stomach and wait for the inevitable (which will probably be the fire department and the paramedics barreling towards your house. Now that is an alarm!)
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Apparently, the idea for a portable seat cushion named CritBuns came from observing art students critiquing the work of their peers. Generally, that involves sitting on hard benches, crappy chairs or the floor for extended periods of time (the “Crit” in CritBuns). The design itself was inspired by the charcoal butt prints that often rubbed onto the bottom of the student’s pants whist seated. Seriously, you can’t make this stuff up.
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When you do secret Santa this year, give the office kiss-ass what he/she deserves. Namely, a wearable, flashing brown nose. You’ll laugh, your co-workers will laugh — and the victim will go crying to the boss.
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Start each month of right with 12 doses of sexy buttcrack. Who can resist “the plumber,” “the cable guy,” and “the fat guy at the pool?”
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