This Can Cooler is a Real Bad Ass
There is nothing more intimidating than a guy drinking a beer out of a sunglass wearing ass with a cigarette dangling out of its mouth.
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Farting Musical Butt Puppet For Unskilled, Immature Ventriloquists
The H.E. Fartsalot Butt Puppet performs “Old MacDonald,” “Frere Jacques,” or “London Bridge,” when you cram your hand into his torso cavity. It is truly the “ultimate wind instrument.”
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Speculum Wall Mirror: A Terrifying Vision of Death…and Buttcheeks
The Latin inscription around the speculum mirror translates thusly: “all things must change, and we with them.” The woman gazes into the mirror only to find a horrifying vision of the future staring back at her. Unfortunately, the intensity of this work is lost in the shadow of two prominent buttcheeks.
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Ass-Tray Likes it Rough…Really Rough (NSFW)
This isn’t the first receptacle I have seen that involves extinguishing cigarettes with the fire fighting power of the butthole, but it is the only product with an official “Ass-Tray” moniker. And when it comes to putting out your cigarettes betwixt two ample butt cheeks, only an official product will do.
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Family Guy Stewie Blows Bubbles From His Butthole
Besides automatically blowing bubbles from his butt, this Stewie Griffin figure will say 17 phrases from the tv show. Take this gem for instance: ” You should continue to sanitize my crevasse and be grateful for the opportunity.” Now that is a useless toy worth wasting your money on. Speaking of wasting money, the [...]
Silent Alarm Clock: (Hint) It Involves Your Butt
Having trouble getting up in the morning? Just cram this candle up your ass far enough to reach the appropriate time marked on the side. Then light it up, sleep on your stomach and wait for the inevitable (which will probably be the fire department and the paramedics barreling towards your house. Now that [...]
CritBuns Protect the Sensitive Butt Cheeks of Art Students
Apparently, the idea for a portable seat cushion named CritBuns came from observing art students critiquing the work of their peers. Generally, that involves sitting on hard benches, crappy chairs or the floor for extended periods of time (the “Crit” in CritBuns). The design itself was inspired by the charcoal butt prints that often [...]
Flashing Brown Nose: Can You Smell a Promotion?
When you do secret Santa this year, give the office kiss-ass what he/she deserves. Namely, a wearable, flashing brown nose. You’ll laugh, your co-workers will laugh — and the victim will go crying to the boss.
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Sex Gadgets: Nerd Approved’s Weirdest
We have talked about some extremely bizarre sex related products here on Nerd Approved, so It’s about time that we broke down the weirdest of the weird. Let us know which one you think should top the list.
Naturals Nipples: The joy of real quality.
Oral Sex Snorkel: Go diving at the Y.
Male Chastity Belt: What guy [...]
Your Daily Dose Of Buttcrack
Start each month of right with 12 doses of sexy buttcrack. Who can resist “the plumber,” “the cable guy,” and “the fat guy at the pool?”
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