Your Daily Dose Of Buttcrack
Start each month of right with 12 doses of sexy buttcrack. Who can resist “the plumber,” “the cable guy,” and “the fat guy at the pool?”
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Baby’s Bottom Cast
As a parent you want keepsakes of your child’s early years. Pictures, hand-print castings, bronzed shoes. But a casting of your baby’s ass? A bit much for me and I can’t believe that after changing thousands of diapers that the ass is the part you want immortalized.
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Butt Plugs
Please don’t mistake these for that other product people refer to as a butt plug. These fluorescent covers get plugged into unused outlets for safety. Unless you have a lot of electrical devices in your house, it will look like a proctologists nightmare.
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Mr. Butt Face Pen Holder
If the sadist in you loves the idea of jamming your pen into this guy’s “holder’, his moaning, groaning and head slamming up/down should amuse you to no end. I just have no explanation for the nose on the poor guy.
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Ass Reaper Hot Sauce
If you don’t think the name of the Ass Reaper Hot Sauce gives you an idea of how hot it is, then the skull dressed as the grim reaper may clue you in. And you had better hope your ass can handle it the next morning because if eating it wasn’t painful, the aftermath certainly [...]
Puppy Butt Wall Hooks
If there is one thing I have learned in my years of writing about stupid products, it’s that pet lovers will buy anything. The fact that it is tacky, expensive or retarded doesn’t seem to matter. Case in point, these Puppy Butt Wall Hooks.
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Tidy Butt Enema: For the Anal Retentive
Help out those in you circle of friends who are so anal retentive it drives you crazy. The Tidy Butt Enema for the Anal Retentive will loosen them up. As they say, the pre-lubed tip will be perfect for the “end-user”.
You would hope that just receiving this wonderful gift would give them the idea to [...]
Sphincterine: A Minty Fresh Bunghole Is Just A Wipe Away
You want a mouth that’s minty fresh right? But what about your other holes? Should you be walking around with an un-fresh bunghole? Hell no!
Give your most fowl smelling orifice the attention it deserves ( nay, demands! ) with Sphincterine Butt Wipes. Each wipe is naturally formulated for a “minty fresh taste”. Sphincterine has even [...]
Jailbird Parass Hilton Butt Plug
Maybe this is something Paris brought to jail with her, maybe not. Having a prisoner butt plug likeness does mean she has reached the pinnacle of celebrity infamy. She can’t say that her incarceration was a total waste when it spawned a product like this.
What is probably even scarier is that the product is currently [...]
Fanny Floss: Proctologist Recommended
When you go to the dentist, the first thing they usually mention is that you have not been flossing as much as you should. Well, few people know that proctologists often say the same thing. And let me tell you, scraping plaque with that little hook is nothing compared to what the proctologist does with [...]
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