Over the Hill Rectal Thermometer
Know an older person who is always complaining about their ailments? Next time they try to bore you with the details and complaining, just pull out this rectal thermometer. That should get them over their ailments real quick.
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That’s Bull Candy Pooper
Load the bull up with jelly beans, pull his tail and the droppings are yours to eat. Maybe that will keep your co-workers from stealing all your candy. it definitely won’t stop all of them, but it should stop those that are really squeamish and those that have too vivid of an imagination.
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Santa’s Redneck Restroom
Santa’s Redneck Restroom answers the age old question - “what does Santa do when he has to drop a deuce?”
The outhouse shakes and rattles as its occupant engages in an epic man vs. butthole battle royale. Plus, it features 10 fart sounds and funny phrases including: “No wonder everybody hates fruitcake!,” “Do you smell what [...]
Butthead Hat
I can think of a dozen people I ought to get this gift for. The Butthead Hat is probably more stylish than most of them deserve. The rest of them may just be confused about the proper way to wear this, and you will undoubtedly find the bill of the cap sticking out the front [...]
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