butter

crab-claw-butter-warmer

Apparently it isn’t enough of an insult to crustaceans to eat them for dinner, now you have to use a likeness of a crab to hold the melted butter. If seafood dipped in butter weren’t so damn tasty it might be considered a little over the top.

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shoe-butter-dish

This butter dish makes it hard to get the thought of smelly feet out of your head as you contemplate another roll. The ability of this dish to gross out dinner guests while saving on your bread purchases is a double winner.

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p_b_and_j_soap

PB and J makes a great lunch and it makes a great soap as well. This handmade beauty will look so good you will have to make yourself a sandwich as soon as you finish rinsing. This soap has the crusts cut off as an unexpected bonus.

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