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Get yourself a wine rack with a little more style than the average one. This Cactus Wine Rack will store up to eight bottles with a desert/Southwest feel in a stainless steel rack polished to a mirror finish. Now if you ever get stuck out in a desert you can have fantasies about each cactus holding wine.
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The normal outdoor ashtray for cigarettes is a black, plastic eyesore. The Cactus Butt Bin is much easier to see which means more people will use it. And while you are making your outdoor clean up chores a little easier, you are also adding a bit of desert style. Ideal for any Mexican restaurant, it may be a little odd outside a pizza joint.
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What could make you feel safer than knowing you have two tough cowboy cacti watching over your hangables at night? Your keys, coffee mugs, coats, or whatever else you decide to stick on this 12 1/2″ x 1 3/4″ x 8″ ceramic stoneware wall plaque will be in good hands, unless these highly competitive cacti lose their focus and forget about their guard duties, which is bound to happen since they aren’t alive.
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If you have sensitive skin, the Cactus Buddy back scratcher is not for you. You see, that is an actual Arizona cactus bud (with googly eyes) sitting atop that wooden dowel, so only rugged, leathery types need apply.
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You may never be able to use your penis as a weapon or maintain a 50 to 200 year erection, but Duster D can. These planters are made from scratch, stand 12” tall and also have customizable hair and beard color, clothing, and even tattoos. You can turn Duster D into a stallion with a wang several feet long, or subject him to a life of shame with a pecker that’s less than an inch, all depending on the type of cactus you use. So increase your self-esteem or one-up nature, the choice is yours.
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Do you think that catching a football is tough? Try to catch this cactus football. I would think the obvious reaction would be to jump away as soon as you saw those thorns coming at you. Luckily, if you happen to try to catch this thing you will find that the thorns are pliable and soft. And that is far better than picking out cactus thorns for the next hour after making a diving catch.
Product Page ($4.95)
