A Cactus For Extinguishing Those Butts
The normal outdoor ashtray for cigarettes is a black, plastic eyesore. The Cactus Butt Bin is much easier to see which means more people will use it. And while you are making your outdoor clean up chores a little easier, you are also adding a bit of desert style. Ideal for any Mexican restaurant, it [...]
Cowboy Cacti Provide False Sense of Security
What could make you feel safer than knowing you have two tough cowboy cacti watching over your hangables at night? Your keys, coffee mugs, coats, or whatever else you decide to stick on this 12 1/2″ x 1 3/4″ x 8″ ceramic stoneware wall plaque will be in good hands, unless these highly competitive cacti [...]
Cactus Buddy Back Scratcher: Not For Sensitive Skin
If you have sensitive skin, the Cactus Buddy back scratcher is not for you. You see, that is an actual Arizona cactus bud (with googly eyes) sitting atop that wooden dowel, so only rugged, leathery types need apply.
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Duster D: The Pinnacle of Rugged Manliness
You may never be able to use your penis as a weapon or maintain a 50 to 200 year erection, but Duster D can. These planters are made from scratch, stand 12” tall and also have customizable hair and beard color, clothing, and even tattoos. You can turn Duster D into a stallion with a [...]
Cactus Football
Do you think that catching a football is tough? Try to catch this cactus football. I would think the obvious reaction would be to jump away as soon as you saw those thorns coming at you. Luckily, if you happen to try to catch this thing you will find that the thorns are pliable and [...]
