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Light Bites

Birthday coming up? Light Bites offer a fork/candle holder combo which allows instant cake access without having to search for silverware, saving you those precious seconds between when the blowing ends and the eating begins (there’s my innuendo for the day). However, there’s still the obligatory waiting period while the candles burn and people sing and take pictures, which will no doubt result in you having to eat waxy cake with a hot, waxy utensil… Delish!

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table saw

This toothy table saw will make quick work of your cake, blaze through your bread and eviscerate your vegetables. The perfect addition to any kitchen toolbelt.

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burger-strap

Foodies can now weigh down their cellphones with oversized straps shaped like a smiley face burger and two varieties of cake. If that wasn’t mouth-watering enough, the straps supposedly smell like the food they represent. A gallery is available after the break.

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fred-lit

Actually, doobie candles make a lot of sense. The fact that there is a whole cake there will take care of any munchies problems that come up. Cake and doobies—what a great combination.

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There is a very simple reason why these towel cakes are awesome. That is because there are way too many people you are expected to buy gifts for who you have no idea what to get. The answer is a Towel Cake. The towel is useful and the fact that it looks like a delicious dessert takes the tackiness away from gifting someone with a towel.

Product Page ($49)