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Either of these disembodied hands will do a fine job holding your candles, allowing you to have your candlelight without hot wax dripping onto your skin. And when no candles are around, you have a nice thumbs up decoration with one hand, while the other looks like it is doing something a bit more risque.
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At first glance, you may think: “Big deal, it’s an ugly hat riding cow udders…Useless”. But that’s before you realize that the cap can be removed to reveal a fine smelling candle with a 40 hour burn time. You’ll be sorry you insulted the hat next time you need to keep warm or mask a noxious funk…Utterly useful.
Product Page: ($26)
This Halloween your disgusting candle needs can be met by visiting Etsy and picking up this 3.3″ unscented monstrosity that will give your next romantic dinner or relaxing bath a disturbing vibe that comes along with a burning wick sticking out of a cup of bloody eyeballs.
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This Pipe Candlestick puts the burning candle in its place in something that is made to contain burning items. Throw a couple of pipes around the living room and have mood lighting whenever you want it without the worry of burning your house down. No indication if you could actually smoke these if you chose.
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You can turn your votive burning nights from a bit effeminate into very cool when you use this Cauldron Votive Holder based on the Harry Potter movies. It may just be buying into the hype that is Harry Potter, but you don’t need to say exact what the cauldron is based on. It is just a cool way to burn candles.
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Though not quite as bright as a flashbulb, this wax camera will give off plenty of retro light for your evening’s activities. Burning an old Polaroid seems like a very natural thing to do in this age of digital photography. No one has the patience to wait a couple minutes for a picture to develop anymore.
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The guest of honor will probably be a bit amused when you bring him a cake with this Dynamite Candle on it. The moment of panic won’t set in until they go to blow it out and it relights. They know it is fake, or are at least 99.9% sure.
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You really never know when you may need a candle handy. It may not be that often, but it would be best if you were prepared. So the next time you forget your wife’s birthday, whip out your pack of candles that looks like a matchbook and she will think you planned it all along. Any product that can get you out of a jam like that is worth every penny.
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The biggest nuisance with a candle is that you always have to find some matches or a lighter to light it up. This candlestick requires none of that because the candlestick is a lighter itself. The goal of every product should be to make it simpler to use, and the fact that this one no longer requires any outside source of fire to get it going sounds like a move in the right direction.
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Don’t let a power outage ruin the plans you had with your beloved pornography collection! Designate this T&A votive as your emergency back up plan and rough it by candlelight. It will give you a good idea what porn time is like for the Amish.
Product Page: ($25)
