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candlestick-lighter

The biggest nuisance with a candle is that you always have to find some matches or a lighter to light it up. This candlestick requires none of that because the candlestick is a lighter itself. The goal of every product should be to make it simpler to use, and the fact that this one no longer requires any outside source of fire to get it going sounds like a move in the right direction.

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Don’t let a power outage ruin the plans you had with your beloved pornography collection! Designate this T&A votive as your emergency back up plan and rough it by candlelight. It will give you a good idea what porn time is like for the Amish.

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Actually, doobie candles make a lot of sense. The fact that there is a whole cake there will take care of any munchies problems that come up. Cake and doobies—what a great combination.

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You wouldn’t normally think that fire and snow would go together very well, but you would be wrong. These Snowball Candles have the irregular shape you would expect of a snowball and come in a small and large size. Great gift for anyone that enjoys winter and candlelight. They may not do anything to cool you down, but they can be used as your secret weapon for that snowball fight.

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The next time you go to change another 100 watt bulb in your house, think about Al Gore and use one of these instead. A lightbulb candle may not give off the light that a bulb will, but that will be completely out of your mind when that cute neighbor stops by to borrow some eggs. A few minutes chatting by the romantic light of your bulb candle and things may go in a direction that you like.

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As you can see, this “melt” candle is open and honest about it’s future. It also serves as a reminder that the world’s glaciers and ice caps will suffer the same fate if we fail to act. That is why a percentage of the revenue will go to non-profit environmental organizations. A good thing, especially when you consider that this is one expensive candle.

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The Candle by the Hour Rope Candle is designed so that you can have it burn for a set amount of time and it will then extinguish itself. Nothing too fancy here, just feed a few inches of the rope candle through the candle clip and the candle will burn for about an hour. When it reaches the clip it will extinguish itself. All the while you will be enjoying th fine cinnamon aroma. Sounds pretty cool as long as you have a lot of faith in that candle clip. I am not sure unattended flames in my house are ever such a great idea.

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