Pop-a-Shot Candy Shooter: Bone Up on the Heimlich Maneuver
Pull back the plunger on this Pop-a-Shot Candy Shooter, then push the release button and a small, round candy of your choosing will shoot into the air and (hopefully) land safely in your mouth. Let’s just hope someone around you is familiar with the Heimlich maneuver.
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Squirting Skulls Candy
What would a piece of skull candy be without a red, liquid center to squirt out as you bite into them? The beauty is that you no longer have to wonder. Your best bet is probably to buy them for someone else’s kids so they don’t start squeezing them in your white carpeted living room.
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Chocoholics Chocolate Patch
The Nicotine Patch seems to be helping you with not smoking. Now it is on to your chocolate addiction. Just take the chocolate patch, apply to tongue and the craving should subside. If not, repeat.
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Food Made from Hemp is “Magically” Delicious
Despite lacking THC (the “active” ingredient in marijuana), a number of states have attempted to ban the sale of hemp-based foodstuffs over the years. Still, the industry has continued to thrive under the umbrella of words like “organic” and “health.” A surprising number of products are available for purchase, and each one is funnier [...]
Candy File Cabinet: Tempt Your Co-Workers With Tasty Treats
Screw up your co-worker’s diet with this charming little Candy File Cabinet that doubles as a bank. It may seem like a good idea until you find that same co-worker cowering in the stairwell hours later, covered in chocolate and sobbing like a little girl.
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Chocolate Pizza
I like pizza. I like chocolate. So I guess I should love a chocolate pizza. Peanut butter flavored crust, red chocolate sauce and white chocolate cheese. Sounds pretty good, but add some of the variety of toppings to complete it. Available by the slice or a full pie.
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Nose Hose Candy: I’m Getting Hungry Just Thinking About It
When it comes to candy, the grosser the better —and you will have to look far and wide to find something grosser than Nose Hose Candy. The idea is simple, yet brilliant. Fill a plastic nose with tasty green goo and load it up into a squeezable nose you can actually wear. Delicious.
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Voodoo Pop: I Wonder What Happens When You Lick the Junk?
These Voodoo pops put the power of black magic in your mouth thanks to a tasty cinnamon flavor. Just imagine who you want the pop to be and lick or bite one of the words printed on the surface. If the pop represents someone you despise, take a bite out of the “misery” area. [...]
Jellied Dentures
Pop these jellied dentures in and chew for a while for a tasty treat. Throw one in when out in public and see what kind of reaction you get. Ironically, these would probably not be very good for those who wear actual dentures.
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Gummy Haggis: NowThat’s Good Eatin’
Thanks (or no thanks) to the Scots, you can enjoy Haggis–a traditional dish consisting of sheep entrails and spices boiled inside a sheep’s stomach. As delicious as that sounds, this Gummy Haggis takes a more conservative butterscotch route in the flavor department. I must admit that an actual haggis flavored treat would be far [...]
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