Putting these Hershey’s Kiss-shaped CD holders on your desk gives you a stand to keep your CD’s from getting scratched. They are also likely to be snatched up by every chocolate fiend in your office.
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The Blood Energy Potion was okay tasting, but it falls a bit short if you crave human meat. That problem has been remedied with this bleeding heart gummy candy from Think Geek. Inside each heart is squishy candies full of liquid blood and, for good measure, they have also included a separate vial of blood if things just aren’t messy enough. I suppose it goes without saying, but you should probably wear a bib or a smock when you tear into one of these. Better yet, just stand naked in the bathtub.
This is just one of those cap-popping prank gum packs, but I don’t see how you could fool someone with it. Who in their right mind would accept a piece of Fright: Cock Mint Chewing Gum Game?
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Stuffing chocolate coins inside Super Mario question mark tin boxes seems like a natural merchandising decision. A good way for Nintendo to make a quick buck. Try explaining that to the gaming nerd that instinctively collects as many coins as possible after the doctors take his foot. I smell a lawsuit.
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Thankfully, there isn’t a new ear wax-flavored Jolly Rancher and Hershey’s Kisses line—these candy earbuds are only for listening to your MP3 player.
When they call these liquorice whips, they mean whip in a very real way. Take a couple whacks at your favorite S&M partner with one of these then sit back and enjoy the tasty liquorice flavor. If bondage is more your thing, then check out the gummy handcuffs after the break. Either of these candy sex-game toys will leave you with the best aftertaste you have ever had.
This digital candy gum features fruity DVD, digital camera, portable gaming and keyboard/mouse flavors. My guess is that the ingredients and nutrition facts probably aren’t much different than the actual gadgets.
Admit it, you have snuck a bite of your dog’s Beggin’ Strips just to see if it tasted like real bacon. Yeah, dogs may not know the difference—but dogs are stupid. Kooky Chew provides all of the fun of eating like a dog with a taste palatable for humans. In fact, the whole thing is made out of candy. Just make sure to get to it before your real dog does. Mark your territory and remember—you are the pack leader.
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It’s not ergonomic and it will probably tempt you into visiting the office vending machine more throughout the day—but what chocoholic can resist the Chocomouse?
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What better way to pick out bits of funnel cake and fried Snickers bars from between your teeth than a set of cotton candy flavored toothpicks? It’s the reason carnies have such a white tooth.
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