The Big Bang Sword Cane isn’t your normal geezer cane. This 33.5″ example features a magnetic compass and a stainless steel sword sheathed inside the cane itself, which is advertised as a “a bludgeon or club”. Plus your new walking, ass kicking aid is capped off with a decorative hand grenade which will tell the world that you have no problem using it to inflict pain.
Product Page: ($29.88 via The Awesomer)
