Nothing will get you out of bed quicker every morning than some patriotic music, a flag raising and the boom of a cannon from this alarm clock. You are probably used to waking up with the flag at full mast anyway.
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This 25-inch field cannon uses flint and a automatic charging mechanism to fire calcium carbide “ammunition.” In other words, it will create one hell of a flash and boom—and it can fire several shots in succession. Use it to celebrate a big event, or just place it on your desk at work to add emphasis. Sales are up 50% bitches! BOOM!
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