
Opening up this RC Car is just like opening a beer with its pop top can as packaging. Once open, you get your car with working headlights and tail lights, a remote control and four traffic cones to race around. When you need a charge you connect it to the remote to charge it directly from there. With their small size you can use these cars just about anywhere.
Product Page (£12.00, about $19.60)

Play with cars and sweep your desk clean all at the same time. This product will give you yet one more way to play with toys while claiming they are work related. Just make sure that desk is clean or you will be accused of loafing. It will be true, but others are not supposed to know about it.
Product Page ($7)

If you’re driving a car that is clearly a P.O.S. and want to take that fact and multiply it by, oh, say 1,000, you may want to consider investing in an art car kit. You can choose from kits made up of toy trucks and cars, flatware, bronzed baby shoes and banjos to name a few. However, among other things, purchasing one of these kits requires you to pay a deposit and enter into a contract to ensure that the kits are actually used on a car and not sold on eBay, which I’m sure pisses off the people who decorate T.G.I. Friday’s. Complete details are available on the product page.
Product Page: (Price available upon request)

Yeah, I bet minor scratch and rust marks will cause thieves to just pass your car by. After all, we can’t have any blemishes on cars entering the ol’ chop shop, now can we?
Product Page: (£3.99 or about $6)

If you’ve traded in your dream of owning a stock car, a Ferrari Formula F1, or a Dragster for the comfort and affordability of a station wagon, there’s only one thing to do… make station wagons look cool. Throw out all of your old car models and start from scratch with this limited edition DIY station wagon, making it the cornerstone of a whole new collection. Once you have a few on display, brag about them when your buddies come over. You could say things like: “Yeah, that one there is a 1989 Ford Country Squire with the imitation wood paneling. Ya know they had 5.0 Liter V8s? Yup, those puppies could haul a whole lotta kids. Now come check out my 1948 Woodie.”
Product Page: (Coming Soon $75)

These Toy Cars will liven up your nail clipping sessions when you break that car open to reveal the clippers. Finish up your clipping, fold them back up and you have a little matchbox like toy to play with. They added them to a keychain so you can have them with you at all times for your car playing or nail clipping needs.
Product Page ($6)

Nothing can make for a good nights sleep like some happy dreams. What you really need is a little reminder of what it is that makes you happy as you get ready to sleep. This pillow not only shows you the proper positioning of the head, but also four of the top dream subjects: women, money, beach vacations and cars. Tough to argue with that.
Product Page (£6.99, about $14 pre-order)

Personally, I always envisioned a roof mounted gun turret as the ultimate cure for road rage—but a rubber bat that you can smash your dashboard with will work ok too.
Product Page ($9.99)

(And by “Aloha” I mean goodbye). I can see these Hawaiian Shirt Floor Mats in a Jeep with surfboards on the roof, but anywhere else would be a stretch.
Product Page ($27.99)