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This is a deck of cards custom made for poor players. Usually the first player out of the game is just a loser who has to go off and find something else to do, but with this deck, that same player can sit at his seat and build little card town houses from his poor hand.
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The Deck Of Cards Flask will hide your gambling habit by making people think you have a drinking problem. I would think that playing a game of poker was a lot less destructive than the homeless wino, but I could be wrong. I guess there is always the possibility that the gambler may become a homeless wino if his luck turns bad.
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Finally pacifists have the chance to combine their love of peace with their love of hardcore gambling. This new variation of the card game “War” allows players to use a combination of love, peace, diversity, and unity cards. In addition, war can be temporarily avoided through cooperation and by trading decks. These cards are a great way to teach kindergartners the concept of peaceful competition and sharing, and they’re a fantastic way to get your ass kicked and have yourself branded a gigantic pussy when you whip them out on your next poker night.
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Poker not challenging and thrilling enough for you? Crack open a Pabst and step up to the Mullet Power card game. Each card features an infamous mullet with hair oriented stats. Battle your friends to see who will claim the title as the “Ultimate Hick.” Additional image after the break.
