Getting the iPhone 4 tomorrow? An investment like that requires protection of the highest caliber. And what better way to safeguard your new smartphone than a oversized hardshell cassette case? No? Did I mention that it doubles as a stand?
case
Surely you are aware that the iPhone 4 was officially unveiled today. It comes with a lot of cool features like a super-thin chassis, front-facing camera, a 1GHz A4 proessor, gyroscope and more…but will that fancy new phone have a built-in nutsack with teabagging control?
Thankfully, I think not.
I’m also hoping that this case isn’t a real product. As we speak this woman could out there talking into a pair of tiny pink iPhone balls. UPDATE: Hooboy…these are real—$15 a pop.
From the makers of the iPhone bacon case comes the all new iPad bacon case.
But why would we want this new bacon case when our old bacon case was just fine? Well, there’s MORE bacon—and who can resist more bacon right?
Product Page ($59)
Remember way back in the day when your sister had one of those diaries protected by a dinky rolling combination lock? The kind you could easily defeat with a pair of scissors or, I dunno…pulling on the cover really hard? Well, you can now have the same peace of mind that your iPad data is secure thanks to this case from newPCgadgets. Sure, it’s $45—but can you really put a price on a false sense of security?
Product Page ($45)
Dominic Wilcox has created this form fitting concept case machined from a solid block of aluminum which will offer your toothbrush way more protection than 3 cents worth of plastic deserves. It’s biased too, so there’s no room for your fancy flex heads and patterned bristles. Only conventional, boring designs will work in this case. But don’t worry, you’ll get all the excitement you need when you try to pass this thing through airport security.
Project Page: (via Interior Design Room via Oh Gizmo)
While I’m impressed with Mr. Savage’s toolbox, I must admit that his website design is, well…less awesome. Aside from the faux pas of having a website that hasn’t been updated since aught 3 I think we can all agree that this is an amazing case to carry tools (or in the most nerdy case scenario: diabetic lunches, Nasonex, an EpiPen, and a copy of A Briefer History of Time.) It’s a multi-tasker.
(Braincraft via Gizmodo )
Will you be the coolest person at the bar when you break out this tool case, pull out the drill and give that lady the light she was looking for? Well, not cool like James Bond. More like Bob Vila.
Product Page ($10)
This Chocolate Cigarette Case will provide crush protection for you cigarettes as well as hide your nasty smoking habit from those who disapprove. It also offers a sweet chocolate scent. I have no idea why I would want to sniff anything that just came out of somebody’s pocket, I guess every additional feature you can add to a product is another potential sale.
Product Page (£7.99, about $13)
Any fan of the movie The Hustler would just love to walk into a big meeting and pull out their own cue case. It may be a fraction of the size of the real thing, but that just makes it cooler. Once the case is out you can remove your pool cue pen, sit down and enjoy the admiring looks from all your co-workers as you do nothing but doodle with it.
Product Page ($5.99)
If you’re a fan of the classic rock band T-Rex, we’ve found a special place for you to store their albums.
Product Page: (Price Available Upon Request)
