cat lady

cat food soap

So you have given up on love and decided to spend the rest of your life growing progressively insane in the company of cats. The only problem is that you really need a lot of cats to become a full-fledged crazy cat lady. Bathing with this cat food scented soap will remedy that problem. After a few applications, you will have more feline friends than you will know what to do with. Then you can stop bathing altoghether—until the state comes to condemn your home and haul you away.

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