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This “Ice Ice Kitty” tray can have up to nine ice kittens suckling at her silicone teats at any given time, so you can rest assured that you’ll always have enough cats to keep your glass of swill cold and watered down, just how you like it. Just make sure you keep filling the the tray so she can give birth to another litter of ice babies…Dad.
Product Page: ($11.99)
If your regular cat isn’t up to guard duty, you may think about displaying this pissed off puss at night to help ward off mice, potential burglars, and people with allergies. However, be warned that although a quick glance may say “rabies”, anything longer than a few seconds will certainly confirm cat fakeness.
Product Page: ($49)
USB flash drives are everywhere now to the point that they have almost become utilitarian. There is nothing boring about this Transforming “Ravage” USB Flash Drive. It can do the normal job of making all your documents and files portable, but when not being used as a flash drive it can be a vicious cat. Looking like a toy may make it less likely to be stolen than a flash drive, but with the maturity level of your co-workers it may be more likely to disappear.
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Toothy grins are not all that these three animals have in common. Between the teeth are a number of holes that are perfect for storing your toothpicks. Beside being an unusual kitchen gadget, it may also be the first and last time you see a pig with a beautiful smile.
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Want your cat to take a dump like a man? Try to accomplish the impossible with this little training seat which has probably been around for awhile, but we still found irresistible. My guess is that Fluffy won’t know that he’s supposed to drop a deuce through that little hole, and your feline toilet seat will sit alone and neglected without ever touching cat ass.
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That’s right, a new product is on the market to help you win the Lotto; and this one is a one-eyed blue cat that comes with it’s own body bag. I don’t know about you, but that dream of sports cars and a mansion on the beach staffed by nude supermodels has never felt more feasible.
Product Page: ($80)
The Flat Cat gives you the illusion of having a pet cat without the mess or cost associated with owning a real one. Each comes with its own stand so you can set them anywhere. Get yourself one and be the neighborhood cat lady without having your house smell like one giant litter box.
Product Page ($8.99)
The product page says: “Pink is the color of fantasy. Our model, Chicken, looks like her mind is elsewhere when she wears this wig — somewhere in a land of cotton candy and pinwheels where the air smells like sugar kisses”. I’d say that looks more like a cat that’s about to rip your face off for putting a dumbass wig on her head and then taking pictures of it.
Product Page: ($50)
Tinkles looks more like the product of a one night stand between a Panda and a Monkey; but hey, you can’t be picky when shrieks of terror and animal abuse allegations are on the line.
Product Page: ($8.97)
