Etsy seller Ruth Marcus is offering this portrait of Spock holding a cat, accompanied by the following description which is basically what you would expect from someone who is selling a portrait of Spock holding a cat:
As a dedicated scientist, Mini feels a deep connection with Spock. Their bond is celebrated here by a customized, acrylic pet-celebrity portrait.
If you want in on the action, Ruth will create a customized acrylic portrait of your pet with any celebrity “who is awesome and whose picture is readily available”.
Product Page: ($250 via Regretsy via i09)
The soul of a dragon inside the body of a cat. Witness his fearesome Dragon Shout after the break. FUS RO MEOW!
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Combine a Doctor Who obsession with a pet cat who loves boxes and you have the ultimate DIY TARDIS project. “Astromark” created this half-scale playhouse for his cat, Kaylee. The project took about three weeks, and features a carpeted interior, various interior levels and a traditional Yale-type lock adorned with Kaylee’s name.
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Although the sight of an inflatable will most likely give way to fond memories of beach vacations and sexual relief, few realize that they can also serve a myriad of other purposes. They can point out nerds, exploit a tragedy, waist natural resources and terrorize your town in the form of a giant rolling turd. Next time you throw a party or go to a sporting event, dispense with the traditional beach ball and consider employing one of these 10 baffling inflatables instead.
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Cats—they probably don’t give a damn about you until it’s time for Fancy Feast, but you still go and buy a coffee table with an integrated cat hammock. They really have quite a racket going.
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The Cat In a Can provides no nutritional value but will give you a pet for those lonely nights. This cat needs no food and no litter box, all that is required to keep it around is proper inflation. No word if there are volume discounts for crazy cat ladies.
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Could it be that chasing cars, sniffing ass and eating your own puke is the gateway to spiritual Nirvana, or is that look just gas? Probably better to take the high road on this one. A cat version is pictured after the break.
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This “Ice Ice Kitty” tray can have up to nine ice kittens suckling at her silicone teats at any given time, so you can rest assured that you’ll always have enough cats to keep your glass of swill cold and watered down, just how you like it. Just make sure you keep filling the the tray so she can give birth to another litter of ice babies…Dad.
Product Page: ($11.99)
If you are purchasing toys like this Undercover Cat Teaser then it is no wonder that your cat hates you. The supposed mouse under the sheet moves randomly with just his tail sticking out. The ability for the cat to get exercise is one of its selling points, but I am not sure sacrificing his sanity in order to tone his flabby legs and provide you with simple entertainment is a proper trade off.
Product Page ($29.95)
If your regular cat isn’t up to guard duty, you may think about displaying this pissed off puss at night to help ward off mice, potential burglars, and people with allergies. However, be warned that although a quick glance may say “rabies”, anything longer than a few seconds will certainly confirm cat fakeness.
Product Page: ($49)
