Toothy grins are not all that these three animals have in common. Between the teeth are a number of holes that are perfect for storing your toothpicks. Beside being an unusual kitchen gadget, it may also be the first and last time you see a pig with a beautiful smile.
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Want your cat to take a dump like a man? Try to accomplish the impossible with this little training seat which has probably been around for awhile, but we still found irresistible. My guess is that Fluffy won’t know that he’s supposed to drop a deuce through that little hole, and your feline toilet seat will sit alone and neglected without ever touching cat ass.
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That’s right, a new product is on the market to help you win the Lotto; and this one is a one-eyed blue cat that comes with it’s own body bag. I don’t know about you, but that dream of sports cars and a mansion on the beach staffed by nude supermodels has never felt more feasible.
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The Flat Cat gives you the illusion of having a pet cat without the mess or cost associated with owning a real one. Each comes with its own stand so you can set them anywhere. Get yourself one and be the neighborhood cat lady without having your house smell like one giant litter box.
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The product page says: “Pink is the color of fantasy. Our model, Chicken, looks like her mind is elsewhere when she wears this wig — somewhere in a land of cotton candy and pinwheels where the air smells like sugar kisses”. I’d say that looks more like a cat that’s about to rip your face off for putting a dumbass wig on her head and then taking pictures of it.
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Tinkles looks more like the product of a one night stand between a Panda and a Monkey; but hey, you can’t be picky when shrieks of terror and animal abuse allegations are on the line.
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The cuteness will draw the crowds, but the major question is how to get them interested in buying experimental rocket pops and ice cream cones covered with cat hair. An additional design is pictured after the break.
Some people enjoy discovering fine wine and sharing it on special occasions. To commemorate those memorable times you can use these cork pets to act as reminders. The body of each is made of the cork from that fine vintage while the pewter shapes make them look like decorations rather than junk. They are cast in pewter and available in feline, labrador and dachshund shapes.
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What better way to treat your cat than to have it hang out 20 feet above the ground. I guess you could put this in a first floor window, but that takes most of the fun out of it. Beside amusing yourself by picturing your elevated cat, the patio will give your cat a bird’s eye view of what is going on outside as well. Your best bet would be to put the litter box in the outdoor part to keep the odor well away from your house.
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