Cardboard Playhouses For Cats That Live For Action, Danger
Some cats are just not content to sit inside all day, lounging around doing nothing. Nope—those types of cats crave action and adventure. If that sounds like your feline friend, one of these cardboard cat playhouses is a must have. The playhouses come unfolded, so if you are the kind of person that is content […]
Cat in the Bag For Simulated Animal Torture
You may not be able to stuff an actual cat in a bag these days without the ASPCA sending a SWAT team to your door, but you can still let out the sick freak that dwells within thanks to this Cat in the Bag toy. Inside the bag you will find a motorized ball that […]
A Meowing, Singing Cat Face Holga Camera
The Holga camera has long been a favorite of professional and amateur photographers because of its relatively low price point and the fact that flaws in the design can potentially create unique and surrealistic images. This particular Holga camera may also prove to be a hit with cat lovers because it features a cat faced […]
Purrfect Cat Opener Helps You Enjoy Your Drugs and Soups
The Purrfect Cat Opener is described as a “pill splitter, medicine bottle opener, foil piercer, tab puller, soda can opener all in one.” It’s easy to grip, inexpensive, and it will help you get at those sweet little “medicinal” miracles lickety-split.
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Monopoly: Cat Lovers Edition
If you love the game of Monopoly but are tired of buying property and railroads, try this Cat Lover’s version of Monopoly. Instead of property you can purchase different breeds of cats. And instead of cars and hats as player tokens, you can use a milk carton, toy mouse, cat in a basket, cat with […]
The Cat Dropping a Deuce in the Toilet Statue Can Really Bring a Room Together
Wow. Even I think this is product is over the top —and I’ve seen some shit in my day. Put it next to your beloved tickle sculpture and the neighbors will be at your doorstep with torches in no time.
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Fur Growing Cat Soap Gets You Creepy Clean
When the cat soap is removed from the included plastic bag, it will start to grow “fur” over the course of several days —fur that can reach lengths of up to 10mm. The unscented soap can actually be used to clean up, but that would destroy the hair you have waited so patiently to […]
Goodbye Kitty Magnets
If that whole Hello Kitty thing annoys the hell out of you, ( or you find cats to be the stuck-up bitches of the animal kingdom ) these Goodbye Kitty magnets may be right up your alley. Each set features five creative ways to kill that cute little kitty.
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3D Cat Playing Cards
If you are going to make 3D playing cards, you would think that the images on those cards would be of scantily clad women - not cats.
If I’m playing some Texas Hold ‘Em, it’s only natural that I would want to see some 3D breasts on my novelty cards. Is that too much to ask?
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